10:00am-noon: The Pointless Committee's Agenda for Today

10:00am - 10:30am: Coffee and Begrudging Acceptance of Existence

Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence in a futile attempt to find meaning.

• 10:30am - 11:15am: Whimsy Theory and the Implications on Our Committee's Purpose

11:15am - 12:00pm: Lunch Break: Consuming Empty Calories

Take a break from the existential crisis to grab some stale vending machine snacks.

• 12:00pm - 1:00pm: Bureaucratic Red Tape and the Struggle to Fill Out Forms

1:00pm - 2:00pm: The Search for Significance in a Sea of Pointless Tasks

An attempt to find meaning in the mundane tasks set before us.

• 2:00pm - 3:00pm: The Futility of It All